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Recent Game Reviews
Striplings 2060
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 27, 2006
Phew..
Took me awhile but I finally beat it. The Striplings aren't so tough once you figure out their secret. Once I drank enough Red Bull and popped enough caffeine pills making that purple gateway in the corner of my room big enough and in the process slowing down time itself as we know it in the universe, I just head butted him, of course He guarded (being the repetitive bastard He is) but He fell right over into the portal.
I'm being treated for self induced perpeutual insomina now and I'm currently running from the law for murdering my mother for trying to drag me away from the computer but it was all worth it in the end.
By the way, just curious, why a name like "Striplings"? Are they some sort of prehistoric group of chipendales dancers? Or is it because they have the uncanny ability to strip a man of his dignity and sanity?
This was an entertaining review.
"Stripling" means adolescent (like a teenager). Click on the paragraph text in the "Story" from the main menu to read up on these young and indestructable warriors.
Exmortis 2
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 30, 2006
Oh my god...what the hell is wrong with you?
I suggest making one more installment and then immediately seek professional therapy.
It's amazing. I've played alot of horror games in my life but very few have had the same effect on me as Exmortis 1&2. It just blows my mind that one man can flawlessly pull off what so many big time developers have failed at. You definitely have something to be proud of here and I thank you for creeping the hell out of me. I don't think I've ever experienced a story that has expressed how terrifying the apocalypse can be quite like this. And yes, I'm one of those story junkies. Those newspaper clippings and diary entries go a long way, my friend.
Funny story. When the ghost appeared after using the lighter, I literally jumped out of my chair, screamed bloody murder and in the process, I somehow ended up punching myself in the balls.
RaidenX
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 27, 2005
The purple laser taketh and it giveth away..
Seriously, that laser has got to be the funnest ridiculously overpowered weapon in a top down shooter yet. The game earns alot of points for arcade nostalgia and fun classic gameplay. I just wish it was a lil moe interesting to look at but then again that's always been a personal problem I've often had with this genre.
Recent Audio Reviews
Ice Cap Final Act
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 16, 2009
Alot of people throw the word around but..
Epic.
Alot of great Sonic remixes on Newgrounds but it's been awhile since one stood up and caught my attention.
Like Hyper-Shan, I wouldn't mind hearing this in a remake (HD remix with fan tunes like SF2?).
I look forward to seeing more from you soon, you'll do great things in the audio portal.
Yeah, that would be awesome. Hearing this in any Sonic game would be pretty sweet. :P Thanks for the review and the kind encouragement.
Rick Roll (8bit)
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 9, 2008
Very cute. :)
Adorable stuff and without Astley, it doesn't sound like such a bad tune in eight bit either.
Luckily I've only been rickrolled once.
*phew*
Nice job, dude.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 2, 2009
Egoraptor is unleashing his secret power?
First thing that really stood out about episode two is well, how much more animated it looks in some parts. The first one had a much looser Awesome toon vibe through out whereas this one kind of has a nice polish to it in some areas.
Overall, a nice collection of anime gags along with a few sprinkles of sanity ("wh..why not?") scattered about to enhance the outlandish situational in-sanity.
There are many anime parodies out there but not many quite as charming or memorable as this one.
And for those who keep asking why Girl Chan hasn't been talking and popping up, I think it's safe to say her lack of presence, it's a recurring joke at this point.
Looking forward to episode 3, 4, 5 and hopefully six and beyond.
Fellas, don't be afraid to beat this joke into the ground because if Kenstar's catchphrase is any indication, it's only going to keep getting funnier and eventually, it's going to explain everything.
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 1, 2009
"Kill has four letters in it, Professah!"
I literally could not hold it in when the professor confessed to murdering Luke's parents.
At that point, I fell out of my chair and began rolling around and lissing all over myself while holding my sides.
My only disappointment came when Layton didn't finish off Luke with the pillow or take him out into the front yard and run him over with the car (did you know there are three letters in car?).
That kid has it coming.
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 24, 2009
Sold!
You had me at mythical bobcat dragon demon clan, Ego. This is the type that just keeps getting funnier with every repeat viewing.
And man, that kotomaru is such a dick.
Though I'm sure once he realizes he's the second cousin of Kenstar four times removed, he'll lighten up a lil bit.
Five bucks says Kotobarusan-sama is secretly Girlchan's father and the brother of Galati(ca)maru.
Can't wait for the next episode, top class dubbing.